One-Liner Giggles du Jour
14 November 2009
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright.
What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit?
Nothing. Rabbits can’t talk.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog?
A potatoad.
And my favorite….
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
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wait for it
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Quatro sinko. LOL 
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